yet still more unlikely treasures

Roll d12 for the loot.

1. Bandolier of black dragonhide trimmed in leopard fur and dragon buckle in gold with red gem eyes (1200gp) - The buckle is worth 520gp and weighs 2lbs.  The eyes are garnets (100gp each).  The bandolier has 8 (empty) pouches.
2. Coat of silver fox with snow leopard trim and four blue-white ovoid gem buttons (1100gp) - Suitable for a tall human, fit for nobility.  Gems are cabochon-cut moonstones (50gp each) on silver wire settings (6gp each). 
3. Dagger of mithral with carved jade hilt and white pearl pommel (1000gp) - Weighs 1lb. Hilt is worth 275gp, pommel is worth 100gp.  Counts as a silver weapon.
4. Embroidered indigo silk robe with cloth-of-gold panels, blue gem-beaded sleeves and mink trim (1000gp) - Weighs 20lbs.  Beads are lapis lazuli (5gp each) and there are 50 on each sleeve.  Suitable for a large human female, fit for nobility.
5. Five identical ebony statuettes of horned men with carnelian eyes (1000gp) - Each is worth 200gp and weighs 5lbs, their eyes are 50gp each and ruin the statuettes if removed.
6. Gold statuette of a reclining succubus (1000gp) - Weighs 40lbs.
7. Head-dress made of a snarling winter wolf's head (1000gp) - Weighs 3lbs.  Bound to annoy any winter wolves or other wolf-friendly types.
8. Iron astrolabe (1000gp) - Etched with longitude, latitude and astrological markers.  Can be used to determine date and time at night under an open, clear sky in 1 minute.  Gives a +2 bonus to checks to avoid getting lost.  Weighs 6lbs.
9. Jet necklace on a fine gold chain (1000gp) - Weighs 3lbs.
10. Keg holding 10 gallons of sweet dessert wine (1000gp) - Weighs 80lbs.
11. Laboratory reagents and supplies (900gp) - Suitable for use in an arcane laboratory needed to cast certain spells or create certain monsters.  Weighs 30lbs.
12. Mirror of polished silver (800gp) - 4 feet by 18 inches. Weighs 24lbs.

yet even more unlikely treasures

Roll d12 for the loot.

1. Codex Castigo (600gp) - This weighty illuminated tome (20lbs!) covered in blocks of petrified pine with a tough leather spine holds histories, letters and prophecies.  If consulted for 1d4 hours, it gives one of the following (reader's choice)
   
   • +1 bonus to the next 1d6 initiative rolls.
   • +2 bonus to the next reaction roll for local nobility.
   • +2 bonus to the next reaction roll for any lawful official.
2. Darkwood treasure chest with 15 crystal bottles of green liquid and three drinking cups made of silver-dipped humanoid skulls (550gp) - Total weight is 54lb.  The chest is worth 100gp (weighs 25lb),  Bottles are absinth worth 20gp each (weigh 1½  lb each).  The cups are worth 50gp, weigh 2lb and appear to be made from small humans.
3. Effigy of naked barbarian with spear in silver (500gp) - Statuette is 2 foot tall and weighs 30lbs.
4. Folding triptych of three warrior-saints in painted red maple (500gp) - Weighs 5lbs, exquisitely painted and initialled with the letters Z.S.S.
5. Gold-plated greatsword of quality with carnelian pommel (500gp) - This two-handed sword has a +1 non-magical bonus to hit.  The carnelian pommel is worth 50gp.
6. Housecoat of yeti fur with silver fox trim and carved ivory fastenings (500gp) - Suitable for nobility.  Fits a slender human or tall elven female.  There are 10 ivory fastenings (4gp each).  
7. Ingot of platinum (500gp) - An unmarked 1lb ingot that be useful dealing with unscrupulous sorts.
8. Jacket of fox fur trimmed with ermine with gold knotwork buttons (500gp) - Suitable for royalty, fits a medium-build human .  Has 6 large gold buttons (5gp each).  
9. Keg of good medium red wine (500gp) - 8 gallon keg which weighs 80lbs.
10. Limb wrappings of embroidered linen and jar of unguent (500gp) - Suitable for creating a flesh golem.  Cannot be re-used once the task is completed.  
11. Magnificent black longbow with engraved silver inlays (450gp) - The bow is made of darkwood and is a joy to use.  Arrows fired from it gain a non-magical +1 to hit.  The inlays can be removed by a bowyer, weigh 1lb and are worth 25gp.
12. Nacre-coated bottle of rare perfume (400gp) - The empty bottle is worth 10gp as a curiosity; there are 39 doses of perfume within.  Weighs 5lbs.